🥬 Lettuce Weather Report: Too Hot, Too Fast

🥬 Lettuce Weather Report: Too Hot, Too Fast 


"This is unacceptable," said the romaine,
wilting faintly under the noon sun.

The butterhead has begun drafting a formal complaint.
One red leaf was spotted inching toward the shade, muttering something
about bolting if things don’t change.

After a cool, comfortable spring, the sudden heat has
shocked the greens.
Lettuce is ahead of itself, as if it's trying to get out of there-

Stay tuned for updates, possible mutiny, and
a strong chance of salad.

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🌱 Field Gossip  

The lettuces aren’t too happy with the sun right now.
One even swears it saw a radish faint.

Bolting rumors are swirling, but honestly, they’re looking glorious
—if a bit dramatic.

Meanwhile, the tomatoes are quietly enjoying the heat (no blushing yet, but they’re working on it),
and the corn is shooting up like it’s got an appointment to keep.

Typical.
-We’ll keep you posted.

The cucumbers? They’re quietly doing their thing—slow, steady, and not interested in the drama.

Stay tuned for more garden whispers as the season unfolds.

Susanne